Who you?
Bit late if you're this deep into the lore. Either way, Sir Jawyn Jaffles at your service.
What you?
An analogous entity that slipped through a pocket dimension which flucuated into the HEPA filter of a discounted Dyson in the JBHIFI warehouse.
Where you ¿
Your father and I are deathly worried about your whereabouts, please give us a ring at your earliest convenience, and may you still have your health. Use the amulet if you have to.